rainbows past the stormy skies.

i'm feeling lost now.

hopes dat feelin stays.

that feelin of being satisfied. =)


nowadays its rare to see myself

sad.. haha spent the 2 weeks of vacation

at work most of the time.. heh heh..

wif the cash rolling in, i'm gona roll out

and start shopping! muhahahaha!!!!


lots of things happened at work!!!!

i started noticing that the company

have recently employed some

professional thiefs in our mist.


my condolences to lisi who lost

her phone at work.

its hard to believe but it was

done by someone in the company too!

becos of dat incident, pple started

suspecting each other...

and it all came down to this new

gal at work!

she came to work recently and was

18 yrs old only n she was alrdy married..

becos she was pregnant.. -.-

pple nowadays jus aint thinking abt their

future.. machine-gun marriages is a big nono

for me! haha.. well let me tell u how she did it~


how to steal something UN-sucessfully in 5 simple steps:

step 1: ask a FULL-TIME colleague if there

is any cameras around the mission area.

(to arouse suspicion)


step 2: if u belong to this particular section,

go to the storage area of yur department and

search for any bags with valubles.

(if u belong to a particular department, stealing sumth

from yur storage area makes it more obvious)


step 3: if the bag u are ransacking has 2 phones,

take the best looking one, and leave the bag zipper

open. (leaving the bag zipper open can let the

owner estimate when the phone was stolen)


step 4: if you are gonna steal something, take your

time. (i dont have to explain this -.-)


step 5: if you stole something from work, bring it

to work the next day and tell all your colleagues

you bought it else where... when the stuff you

stole cld only be bought at work. (smart eh?)

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wow follow those steps and you'll get caught

in no time ^^

and now she has been asked to leave

the company .. ^.^

finally our stuffs are safe once more!

to all kids out there~

stealing is bad for health!

stealing a day keeps the police busy all day!


=)

working is enjoyable these days..

i wonder why. =p
Monday, June 23, 2008