sometimes, for happiness to be possible,

one must sever ties with his/her past.

no one said it was an easy task.

doing so takes courage and determination.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009

buay ta han! got these from odditycentral:

The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.

These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

Saturday, December 19, 2009



its been so long since i felt so gd about myself!

goin to shop really takes your mind off things.

changing style takes time but really

builds up self confidence in yourself.


xD

and.................

things have become really hectic at camp for me.

learning all sorts of weird stuff like chemical warefare..

glad that none of my friends will be able to see

me in those wacky suits.. the face mask makes

me look like a housefly. lol look very retarded.

and we had to go into this chamber filled with

tear gas..

and trust me, you wont like tear gas. Never ever!

it makes your skin heat up with chilli powder

and we had to take out our mask and

say our nric, rank and name.

before i even finish what i wanted to say,

i started choking, eyes started stinging with tears

and nose started running.

even funny when i saw my other friends

screaming and running around in pain.

lmao. quite an interesting experience nonetheless.
Friday, December 18, 2009



now, the qsn that people often ask themselves.

I-touch or I-classic?
Friday, December 11, 2009











Sunday, December 06, 2009



i'll be changing my blog link soon.

only my friends and close friends will know about it.


:)

love this song!~

A Song To The Sun

You touched my trembling hand
For the first time
And I finally experienced
A gentle feeling of warmth

I opened the window that had been shut
And a new wind blew in

Laughing, crying, meeting you
The world I saw began to shine
Under the sun where the sunflowers swayed
I felt the wind, I felt you

Believing, being lost,
And stopping short, and everything
Maybe it’s all an answer
To why I’m alive here and now

Let my monochromatic days
Take on colour

Laughing, crying, meeting you
The future ahead of us was shining
Under the sun where the sunflowers sway
I sing about tomorrow as I am

How much can we love each other
In this unstoppable time, these limited days?
We can love each other, right?
When you're here, I don't even turn away from the light

Laughing, crying, meeting you
The future ahead of us was shining
Under the sun where the sunflowers sway
I sing about tomorrow

I want to say thank you, I can say it now
I won't forget the seasons we’ve spent
Like the sun the sunflowers sway under
My song will shine on you

For you, as I am...

Saturday, December 05, 2009



its been awhile since i felt so good about myself..

haha mayb becos of pleasant dreams in the morning? xD

went to catch Ninja Assasin at lot1 ytd with my frend and

zomg its like so coool to be a ninja!!! if NS had training like

those ninjas do, i tink we'd all be dead before we ord =X


Saturday, November 28, 2009



I find that giving is more important than taking in our journey through this world.
Thursday, November 26, 2009



woo hoo!

christmas is coming alrdy...

i wanna plan an outing!!!!

i've got lots of ideas butttttttt.... (always the "but")

ok nevermind the buts.

anyway...

idea #1:

we choose a niceeee restraunt to eat!

zomg *hints at kushin bowl ;p'''''

idea #2:

organise a bblicious bbq!
(delicious semi-cooked bbq chickens that never fail to give you a stomachache)

idea #3:

organise a steamy steamboat!
(a KE tradition to have steamboat at almost everyone's house) xD

idea #4:

organise a christmas dinner at my house!
(ho ho ho.)

idea #5:

do what everyone does - go orchard and spray foam at

each other like retards.

idea #X:

all of the above
(whoa... we all need to take pictures of ourselves before-and-after xmas)

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PLEASE VOTE FOR YOUR CHOICE~
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and we should have a exchange-present thingy

in which we all bring presents around a specified price range
(maybe 10-20 bucks, tbc)

and we each draw lots to get a random gift ;)

sounds cool eh?

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

now we only need some confirmation.

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was supposing to stay back in camp till sat for remedial training...

but a miracle happened and our remedial trainin was pushed forward

to sat! can bk out on fri dam happy la!!!!! :DD

next week i'll be having my field camp 4 days 3 nights....

and then it'll be hali laya pusa!!!!


weeeee i'm in a super good mood this weekend :)

went shopping for goods at jurong point ytd

and bought a whole load of food to be brought back to camp.

-2x boxes of Ritz biscuit

-2x can of salmon wasabi

-2x can of normal salmon

-4x black pepper crab cup noodle

-12x vitasoy packet drink

lol! my friends once told me that if a real war occured,

i would be the first to run and hide in a cave and

eat all my food... and they would join me in my cave too!

LOL

smth random i got from deviant art x)

























cheers everyone :D
Sunday, November 22, 2009



wanted to buy a pair of ear piece at sony gallery today..

salesguy: hi can i help u with anything?

me: *points to the different price tags on 2 different models*

me: so... what is the difference between these two?

salesguy: *points to expensive model* that one is better.

me: right... (obiviously)...... so how good is it?

salesguy: *reads the wordings on the package*
ehmm... this one is 6~2400hz and that one is 6~2300hz.

me: so what does it mean?

salesguy: eh... *pauses*

me: this one is better because the voice is clearer?

salesguy: yea.


LOL.


right. thanks for letting me answer my own questions

ar mr salesguy -.-

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seriously.

i think army actually makes us guys age faster.

Even my friends agree that we're on the path of becoming

an ah-pek.




we've started sleeping on the floor,

started dragging our feet with slippers...

and started our routine of eating and sleeping and doing nothing,

started playing chess,

and started drinking tea while playing chess,

and started scratching ass while drinking tea while playing chess...

well...

u know what i mean don't you? ;)



haven been feeling well lately.

i've got sore-throat, runny nose and bad cold.

need more rest ><
Saturday, November 14, 2009



just recieved a shocking news from my mom at work.

one of my colleague passed away today..

i used to work there at kiddy palace at jp and she used to

work in the baby department.

what that shock me... was that i had visited kiddy palce not long ago..

and she seemed fine to me.

and today, she passed away because of a sickness.

and she did not even reach the age of 50.

i visited kp today, and my friends there were all teary eyed...

i can't help feeling sad too.

guess all i can do now is pray for the rest of her family

who are going through challenging times now.

i feel sad for her daughter.. who is also working

there now..


life made so fragile.

so treasure everyone around u always.

you never know when someone close will be taken away from you.

Live life to the fullest and without regrets.
Sunday, November 08, 2009



even though i say i need to be close to you,

for you to be forever happy,

is what i'm praying for...

no matter how lonely it makes me, or how sad.
Saturday, November 07, 2009



bowling is really fun!

went to chevrons at jurong east for games day.

and i joined the bowling competition!

and just like me, most of my team mates nvr

bowl before... haha hit the drain alot of times ><
Friday, November 06, 2009